ONE FLAW OF A WOMAN

By the time the Lord made woman,

He was into his sixth day of working overtime.

An angel appeared and said,"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?

Entry for August 28, 2005

holla peeps;) just wanted to check in with you all. I had to be at my retail job today at 7:30am. i picked up a co-worker so she could make her supervisor meeting. Then the whole store had a team meeting at 8am. We broke out into our special groups, mine being appliances. We read over new materials and then reconviened to the front of the store after 45 minutes. We gave out special honors to employees which im proud to say that I was a recipient of a very cool bag with a coffee thermas, coffee cups, and spoons;)

Hello Everyone

Hello everyone. Just wanted to say hi to everyone and hope you all have a safe weekend. Please read one of my previous blog entries about the DWI checkpoints that will be enforced this weekend in St. Louis as well as the scheduled ones nationwide. I wish I had someplace to go but I’m resigned to just go home and pop in a movie and turn on my jazz station and vibe out. Yet you never know, it is payday for a sista and any day like that is always a good day.

ME

ME
Jasmine W.
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Tears, small crystal shaped droplets
Fall down in a single line across my uneven mahogany skin tone.
I see my reflection in this thing called a mirror.
I touch this thing yet I only feel a cold slab.
The person on the other side is crying as well.
It looks to me for comfort yet I cannot give if any
For I am selfish hoping that I will find someone to hold me before it does.
I cry for many reason, for things that I have lost and things that I hope to gain but
Know I never will.

Life and Death...a Contemplation

Yesterday evening I went to the wake of one of my best friend's dad. I didn't really remember him since the last time i could remember him was at one of my friend's birthday parties back when we were little kids. He was a police officer out in Ballwin, MO. I remember when she told me this past Tuesday, the day he died. Thoughts started to run thru my mind. About people that I care about that have past on.

A Good Woman

A good woman is proud of herself.

She respects herself and others.

She is aware of who she is.

She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind.

If a Man Wants You

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.

Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.

Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

Good morning on another DREARY and RAINY day.

My electricity FINALLY came back on last night!! So my mom gave me a call while I was out, now mind you I had already packed an overnight bag to stay at my friends place AGAIN! Yet I was happy to hear that it was back on. So last night I get back home and kiss the floor. You don’t know how much you miss something until it’s gone. Man oh man. So I went to my room turned on my Digital Cable and talked with an old classmate for over an hour and a half. I was also on my laptop talking on Yahoo messenger with some fellow Yahooligans when my laptop froze up and I had to shut it down. GOSH DAMIT!! I wasn’t going to go downstairs and get on the main cpu because I was comfortable in bed.

Raindrops keep fallin on my head(you know the rest of the song)

Well it's Monday afternoon and I'm still at my friends house. I slept over for the 2nd night in a row. My house STILL doesn't have power and because of this, I decided to call off from work. I took my friend to work and she was nice enough to give me the keys to her place to chill out. I went home first to checkout my house to make sure everything is okay beyond us NOT HAVING POWER!!! I just got finished watchin GUESS WHO with Bernie Mac and Ashton Kucharback at my friend's place. Very funny movie;) Then I decided to play some Playstation with a lil Grand Theft Auto San Andreas and tried to play Metal Gear Solid SnakeEater yet the motherfucker won't work. Soneedless to say I'm pissed about that. Then I realized that its raining AGAIN!!!!! I peeked outside the window and sure enough it's poring outside.

Where's my book of matches???? Contemplating in the dark LITERALLY!!

Good morning to all. As I write this I am currently at a friends House. For those who Live in st.louis, You all ready know that we were hit with a very strong rain storm last night that still has left over 100,000 people without electrcity. Unfortunately, I am one of those people. I was at my retail job around 4pm when it happened. Our power went out 7 times, messing up sales and our systems were going nuts. Eventually it did die down, but the damage it left, with electricty out almost every where I went lastnight, trees broken and scattered on the streets, the electrical company will have it's hands full. I've even heard rumors that there will be some places that will not have powered restored until within A WEEK!!!!

Clothes Vs. H.E.W. (heavier endowed women)

http://www.brashop.com/

I walk into a store and wonder why is it hard to find clothes that flatter a women’s upper area aka buxom bosom. Yes there are stores like Lane Bryant, Old Navy, and Torrid. I still think there is a shortage of stores that cater to women that are horizontally challenge. I used to be able to enjoy going to other cute stores like Express and New York (aka) Learners. Find a cute top and be on my way. Now whenever I go shopping I feel like I have to make a strategic map of wherever I’m going to make sure I hit up certain stores so I feel my shopping experience hasn’t been a total lost and in vain.

Women and Sports

http://www.womensprofootball.com/

This morning I received an email from a friend of mine who wanted me to join a fantasy football league. I’ve never really been into them or for that much really understood them. So I decided to give it a try and named my team DOMINATRIX (hehehe) with my colors being purple and yellow.

Now I just have to read the directions to actually figure out what the hell I’m doing. Are there any other ladies out there that play fantasy leagues and if so can ya give a sista some pointers?

Is Pain really Worth it for Beauty?

http://www.gothamcityonline.com

I’ve been on eBay for the past 2 weeks buying shoes. High heeled shoes. I enjoy my heels to range from flat to as high as 4 inches. I find high heels are very sexy on women and I love to walk to in them. Yet my mom had me training in them back when I was 11 years old, so I’m pro. Don’t test me now. Lol

Female vs Male Prayer

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, whos not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.

what a woman's clothes say about her bedroom style, by Miss Love

Of course you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Yah, yah, and you shouldn't cheat on exams and lie to your mother either. But some things just can't be avoided. In fact, you can tell a lot about a woman by her outward appearance -- after all, her clothes are often a deliberate expression of her sexuality.

Why Women Cheat, By Laura Snyder


Sent to me via email from my good friend Dizco, thought I would share this with ya and want your feedback on it;) Enjoy.

You guys make it sound like you have to cheat. And you love to blame your wandering ways to genetics. Well, sit down, buddy, because according to most research, women are closing the gender gap when it comes to fooling around. Some polls even claim upwards of 60 percent of women cheat on a mate.Why would she do such a thing? Well, it's not her genes...

What this woman wants in a man

The opposite sex


What attracts you to the opposite sex? I know what I like.
On a mental level I love a guy that enjoys similar things to mine and he even might be able to teach me a thing or two about something else I have yet to try. I like a guy that is self-confident, yet not cocky. I like a guy that will call just see what's going on with my day. I enjoy being in the company of man who DOES NOT ask me, "yo what size are those" (do you really have guess what I'm talkin about here?), "how many kids do you have", "Can I be your friend" (when you know damn well you just wanna hit then quit it, uh-uh go somewhere else).

What constitues beauty?



I have been thinking on this question for quite some time now. Have you ever heard the saying the pen is mightier than the sword? Now if I’m in a situation that I’m against someone swinging a sword at me and I’m just holding a pen, I’m getting my ass out of there.

Yet what I’m really referring to is how the media has made it hard for women (especially those that are heavier) to feel comfortable and accepted by society. For example Victoria’s Secret can have a runway show and have no problem finding a TV network to broadcast. Yet when Lane Bryant wants to do the same thing, nobody is interested and they turn their back it.

Children............


Just got finished seeing a rerun of CSI with a child molester in the plot. Man I wonder how people can do such horrible things to a child... I think children are one of the most precious gifts ever that a person can receive. They can't defend themselves especially against those who have the fascade of wanting to help them. I like children especially when they look at you with those huge eyes and just giggle whenever u do something silly to get their attention.Yet there are those in the world who are not ready for such a gift or responsibility and for the record I am PRO-CHOICE. I do believe that a woman has a right to decide overall what she plans to do about her condition. She of course has different options, abortion, adoption, or take care of the child herself along with others if she has that choice. I've seen pictures of aborted fetuses before and they are not for those of the faint-hearted. They are disturbing and graphic, they bring goosebumps to the flesh, and the image can stay with you for a while after seeing such pictures, even for days.