FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, whos not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesnt rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen
Before I lay me down to rest,I pray for a woman with real large breast. Please don't let me die before I awake'and PLEASE don't ever let a condom break.Give me a woman that can cook and won't fuss,and someone that's not insecure and that I can trust.This is all I want so this is all I will write,oh yeah...can she pllleeeaaassseee be in the mood to have sex everynight!
