Hey there hope you all are doing great;). I'm wonderful thanx for asking.....lolol Well I must say that my weekend was quite nice. yesterday since I didn't have work, I just sat around and did NOTHING all day long except sleep and play my xbox from time to time. Oh but of course I only did that after I helped my mom clean out the freezer sides of all our 3 side by side fridges. NOT FUN!!!! My mom wanted me to go to a family birthday party gathering but I told her UH-UH, today is MY day and I'm going to enjoy it.
Later on in the day my girl Tiffany called me and we hooked up around 9:45pm and met at the MILLS which was JAMMED PACKED to go see MIAMI VICE. Excellent movie highly recommend go see. Of course there was drama there as well, some bad ass kids tried to sneak in by a side door around 10 of them and they all got busted by the cops. HAHAHA All I have to say is that movie was LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG around 2 and 30 minutes long.
So I was back home by 12:30am and took my ass to bed AFTER I played around an hour of Star Wars on my Xbox.
Now as far as how the week has gone PREVIOUSLY to that, then I would say SHITTY as usual. Of course I told you how at job #1, I was in a new building working on a project that I was suppose to work on for just a week. Well the project itself is for 4 months. I personally can't stand the project I get a serious headache everytime I'm working on it. So pray for me, I've already done a week of it so far and now I am on my 2nd week. Lord give me strength.
July 30, 2006
July 25, 2006
A must read for all the ladies. THANX KAI!!!!!!!!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position...
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
"It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man,
"Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position...
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper bythe bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
July 24, 2006
POWER BACK ON: I'm back in bizness BIATCHESS
What is up? I know it's been a minute especially since ya girl has been without power since last Wednesday since that "LIL OL STORM" wupped ST. Louis's ASS. My power offically was restored less than 15 minutes ago. Went around the house replugging back in all the major appliances, TV's, vibrator (just kidding, it takes batteries, LOLOL again I'm just joking, I have no need for such a thang (whistles low and eyes raise to the heavens)), and other non-important items that we take for granted.
You know when you have been without for a while, when you have a neighbor running up and down the street screaming THE POWER IS BACK ON, THE POWER IS BACK ON!!!! Well I am definitely grateful to say the least. I took all of the family meat to my girl Danielle's house and will reclaim it later once the freezers in all 3 of our side by sides and our 20 cubic foot freezer are fully running at top speeds and are cold as hell once again.
I was upstairs TRYING to cop some ZZZZZ's for about 3 1/2 hours when this miracle came upon me. I am now sitting in my computer chair with just a husband beata and thong on relaxin and enjoying the cold ass breeze that my BEAUTIFUL central air is kickin OUT!!!! Out of all my girlfriends I was the LAST one to get her electricty back on. So I definitely want to thank Danielle for her hospitality, A.C., and freezer/fridge space.
Of course I would NEVER end a post without telling you how wonderful work was today but I would be LYING if I started out stating that it was wonderful. Well I went back to the PREVIOUS building I came from, to help with a project. We were told from our supervisor that we would be over at the SITE BUILDING until this Friday coming up. the Project manager informed us it was a 4 month stint!!!! WHAT THE PHUCK??????????? Yet again we heard from our Supervisor that WE would only be there for a week. So I'm praying we are sticking to that schedule. Especially since I hate what I'm doing I think I developed a headache within 1 hour of what I was doing. Yet it's so funny because it's my old job, of what I originially used to do when I first started the job back in Oct. 2004.
Oh well, I'm about to go take an ice cold shower followed by a quick rush of hot water so I can just relax in an oversize towel and spread eagle acroos my bed. Holla at ya. It's good to be back in the world of the sane. PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and did I mention the parental units are out of town until this Thursday? Oh the peace and quiet will be so nice.....now only if they would've fit my lil sis into one of their luggage cases.
You know when you have been without for a while, when you have a neighbor running up and down the street screaming THE POWER IS BACK ON, THE POWER IS BACK ON!!!! Well I am definitely grateful to say the least. I took all of the family meat to my girl Danielle's house and will reclaim it later once the freezers in all 3 of our side by sides and our 20 cubic foot freezer are fully running at top speeds and are cold as hell once again.
I was upstairs TRYING to cop some ZZZZZ's for about 3 1/2 hours when this miracle came upon me. I am now sitting in my computer chair with just a husband beata and thong on relaxin and enjoying the cold ass breeze that my BEAUTIFUL central air is kickin OUT!!!! Out of all my girlfriends I was the LAST one to get her electricty back on. So I definitely want to thank Danielle for her hospitality, A.C., and freezer/fridge space.
Of course I would NEVER end a post without telling you how wonderful work was today but I would be LYING if I started out stating that it was wonderful. Well I went back to the PREVIOUS building I came from, to help with a project. We were told from our supervisor that we would be over at the SITE BUILDING until this Friday coming up. the Project manager informed us it was a 4 month stint!!!! WHAT THE PHUCK??????????? Yet again we heard from our Supervisor that WE would only be there for a week. So I'm praying we are sticking to that schedule. Especially since I hate what I'm doing I think I developed a headache within 1 hour of what I was doing. Yet it's so funny because it's my old job, of what I originially used to do when I first started the job back in Oct. 2004.
Oh well, I'm about to go take an ice cold shower followed by a quick rush of hot water so I can just relax in an oversize towel and spread eagle acroos my bed. Holla at ya. It's good to be back in the world of the sane. PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and did I mention the parental units are out of town until this Thursday? Oh the peace and quiet will be so nice.....now only if they would've fit my lil sis into one of their luggage cases.
July 22, 2006
The night The City of Saint Louis had it's ass handed to them
DAY 1. (Wednesday)
Well if you live in St. Louis you should know by now that a really bad storm hit us wednesday evening. I was at job #2 when the storm hit. I knew it was serious just by the cloud formations that were happening outside. Just a word of advice, whenever you see a GREEN SKY and dark clouds going in the OPPOSITE direction of the natural wind flow, then you are in deep s*h*i*t.
The electricty in the store was going on and off and to make it worse, one of my managers had pulled me from my department to help the wireless department with some activations for new cellphones. YEA!!!!! (NOT). Outside we see the trees looking as though they are about to bend in half and one of the Tall Lamp Post in the parking lot was swaying WAY TOO HARD, to the point I was just waiting for it to just keel over and hit the store.
Well after we closed down the store, I get a call from my mom informing me that we are out of electricity at the house. Of course Im just bummed the hell out and decide to stay at Danielle's for the night. I'm pissed as hell because I'm trying get my grub on before I get to DAnielle's but SCREW it every place was jammed packed with over 1 hour waits for food. So I get to Danielle's and her A.C. is on the fritz so we are using fans. Ok so I'm not only hungry but I'm also HOT. So I get a pack of frozen chicken out and I fry up some chicken and macaroni and cheese at MIDNIGHT. yes I am that damn hungry BUT the food was hella delicious. BOY let me tell you something if you have ever wondered how it feels to be a pan of chicken being baked on the CONVECTION cycle, I can give you first hand knowledge. Now just think to yourself, you are laying on a bed with a fan going on next to the bed AND at the foot of the bed. You would think no big deal the air will just circulate and that will be good enough right? WRONG? Honey I was sweating so bad it looked like I was going thru withdrawal from some illegal substance. Well anyway I wake up around 4:30 am to go home and check on the family. Needless to say ya girl called off from work because there was just NO WAY I was going to go to work.
DAY 2. (Thursday)
Ok, I'm off from work and I'm hot as hell in my room around 5am. I barely get any sleep and when 10 am rolls around I get up and take a nice cool ass shower. I then I get in my car just joy riding because Lord knows pretty much the whole city is out of power so I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I can do to keep me occupied. So I call the St. Louis Art Museum and to my delight find out that they are open. Honey, I absolutely LOVE the Museum not only doesn't have a fantastic collection of history artifacts that I could just get lost in for hours, but they have one of the BEST Air Conditioners Systems EVER!!! I know they have it in place for all the priceless art but DAMN, I'm priceless art and I need to be kept cool too!!!
So ya girl stayed at the ART museum for over 4 hours (yes I know get ya laugh on) and then left and went home. I don't remember what I did afterwards because it was such a damn long time ago. HAHAHA Oh now I remember, I went to Best Buy, to price corded landline phones and Danielle was at work. She bought a new A.C. unit and Keith (her housemate) took it home and had it put into her room. Before we get to the house we stop off at the Schnucks off of Natural Bridge and Union. Man you talkin about some ghetto ass people come out at NIGHT!!!! Everyone and they momma was OUT trying to stay cool buy ice and not to mention buying BEER!!!!! (Hello!!!! is it me or do people not realize that when you drink alcohol when it's hot, that the combination is NOT a good one?) So by the time Danielle and I made it to her house it was on and blowing out some COLD AIR. Kamina came over later and we just chilled out and went to bed. Again I woke up around 4:30am and burnt out. I then went to QuickTrip by the house at 4:30am and filled my tank to the BRIM!!!!!
DAY 3. (Friday)
Ok so I get home around 5am and of course I called off AGAIN!!!! I then start to joy ride AGAIN around the city, but this time I end up at the St. Louis Mills Mall. I chill out there for a minute and go shopping at Old Navy and pick up some cute skirts. WHY OH WHY did another STORM HIT as I was getting check outed at the registers!!!!!?????!!!! So needless to say I'm at Old Navy standing in the dark waiting for the whole transaction to be done.
My friend called stating he was on his way to meet me up there. I call him to make sure that he is okay and still on his way. We meet up at the movie theater entrance and I run out and meet him at his ride. We then go over to my car and we switch to that one and go to Creve Couer to enjoy 2 movies for the price of one. HAHAHA First went and saw MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A SUPERHERO and then we went to go see PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN 2. He liked the first while I like the second movie more. We then chillout for the rest of the evening and don't part ways till later on that night. I go home and try to stay cool.
DAY 4. (Saturday)
Ok well we are on today FINALLY. I get home and try to clean up the disaster that I call a room. I then have my mom call me downstairs to help clean out all 3 of our side by side fridges. Mainly the FREEZER parts since the food is pretty much lost. Well we get the food into the garbage bags and I'm hauling them away to the 3 trashcans behind the house. So as soon as we get the pots upstairs to clean THEM out, my aunt calls to inform us that we might possibly be reimbursed for the food that we loose in fridge. DO you know my mom had me help her take ALL the food out of the trash cans so we could take inventory of all the damn food, 5 bags full of stank, nasty, JUST STINKY food? Yep ya girl almost vomited a couple times Yet I get through.
Then my mom gets worried about the meet that we had in the freezer. I call Danielle and being the sweetheart friend that she is, she says it's okay to use her freezer and fridge. My mom's eyes just LIGHT UP and after I take a shower, I'm on my way down to Danielle's with 2 clothes basket fill to the brim with nothing but MEAT. I get to Danielle's and amazingly it all fit. So afterwards I tell Danielle to PLEASE inform Keith that he is NOT to touch a DAMN THANG. If he didn't buy it himself it does not belong to him.
We stop by Old Navy in Ladue for a quick minute (can you tell I like Old Navy?) I then take her on to work but not before we stop at the McDonalds across the street from the gig, do you know these chicks wanted to get smart-ass with us because THEY phucked up our order. I told them I wasn't going to pay for the mistake they were going to give us the orders like we asked for them in the first place. They ended up giving us Apple Pies for the inconvience. I drop off Danielle and then make my way to Walgreens by the house to get a bag of ice for my mom. I then take a nap before it's my time to get to work. Hell I decided to get their early by 30 minutes because it was too damn hot to be at home and NOT be paid. So I eventually text message Keith this evening and tell him don't touch shit in that fridge. HAHAHA Apparently he had a blind date tonight.......................................................( <<<>>>) until AFTER the date.
Well it's about that time, where we close down and I'm going to have dinner with Danielle and Bridget. Most likely I will be sleeping over Danielle's again. My mom called me to inform me that our neighbors across the street have power yet we still have NONE. I also have taken some pics via my digital camera but it's gonna be a minute before they will be uploaded because.......................I dont have electrcity. yet you are probably wondering how in the hell is she making this post. HAHAHA Via the job's computer....;) Take care and stay cool. PEACE
P.S. - I did take pics with my camera phone and you can see a few on my FLICKR website, not much but it helped pass the time. LOLOL
Well if you live in St. Louis you should know by now that a really bad storm hit us wednesday evening. I was at job #2 when the storm hit. I knew it was serious just by the cloud formations that were happening outside. Just a word of advice, whenever you see a GREEN SKY and dark clouds going in the OPPOSITE direction of the natural wind flow, then you are in deep s*h*i*t.
The electricty in the store was going on and off and to make it worse, one of my managers had pulled me from my department to help the wireless department with some activations for new cellphones. YEA!!!!! (NOT). Outside we see the trees looking as though they are about to bend in half and one of the Tall Lamp Post in the parking lot was swaying WAY TOO HARD, to the point I was just waiting for it to just keel over and hit the store.
Well after we closed down the store, I get a call from my mom informing me that we are out of electricity at the house. Of course Im just bummed the hell out and decide to stay at Danielle's for the night. I'm pissed as hell because I'm trying get my grub on before I get to DAnielle's but SCREW it every place was jammed packed with over 1 hour waits for food. So I get to Danielle's and her A.C. is on the fritz so we are using fans. Ok so I'm not only hungry but I'm also HOT. So I get a pack of frozen chicken out and I fry up some chicken and macaroni and cheese at MIDNIGHT. yes I am that damn hungry BUT the food was hella delicious. BOY let me tell you something if you have ever wondered how it feels to be a pan of chicken being baked on the CONVECTION cycle, I can give you first hand knowledge. Now just think to yourself, you are laying on a bed with a fan going on next to the bed AND at the foot of the bed. You would think no big deal the air will just circulate and that will be good enough right? WRONG? Honey I was sweating so bad it looked like I was going thru withdrawal from some illegal substance. Well anyway I wake up around 4:30 am to go home and check on the family. Needless to say ya girl called off from work because there was just NO WAY I was going to go to work.
DAY 2. (Thursday)
Ok, I'm off from work and I'm hot as hell in my room around 5am. I barely get any sleep and when 10 am rolls around I get up and take a nice cool ass shower. I then I get in my car just joy riding because Lord knows pretty much the whole city is out of power so I'm just trying to figure out what the hell I can do to keep me occupied. So I call the St. Louis Art Museum and to my delight find out that they are open. Honey, I absolutely LOVE the Museum not only doesn't have a fantastic collection of history artifacts that I could just get lost in for hours, but they have one of the BEST Air Conditioners Systems EVER!!! I know they have it in place for all the priceless art but DAMN, I'm priceless art and I need to be kept cool too!!!
So ya girl stayed at the ART museum for over 4 hours (yes I know get ya laugh on) and then left and went home. I don't remember what I did afterwards because it was such a damn long time ago. HAHAHA Oh now I remember, I went to Best Buy, to price corded landline phones and Danielle was at work. She bought a new A.C. unit and Keith (her housemate) took it home and had it put into her room. Before we get to the house we stop off at the Schnucks off of Natural Bridge and Union. Man you talkin about some ghetto ass people come out at NIGHT!!!! Everyone and they momma was OUT trying to stay cool buy ice and not to mention buying BEER!!!!! (Hello!!!! is it me or do people not realize that when you drink alcohol when it's hot, that the combination is NOT a good one?) So by the time Danielle and I made it to her house it was on and blowing out some COLD AIR. Kamina came over later and we just chilled out and went to bed. Again I woke up around 4:30am and burnt out. I then went to QuickTrip by the house at 4:30am and filled my tank to the BRIM!!!!!
DAY 3. (Friday)
Ok so I get home around 5am and of course I called off AGAIN!!!! I then start to joy ride AGAIN around the city, but this time I end up at the St. Louis Mills Mall. I chill out there for a minute and go shopping at Old Navy and pick up some cute skirts. WHY OH WHY did another STORM HIT as I was getting check outed at the registers!!!!!?????!!!! So needless to say I'm at Old Navy standing in the dark waiting for the whole transaction to be done.
My friend called stating he was on his way to meet me up there. I call him to make sure that he is okay and still on his way. We meet up at the movie theater entrance and I run out and meet him at his ride. We then go over to my car and we switch to that one and go to Creve Couer to enjoy 2 movies for the price of one. HAHAHA First went and saw MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A SUPERHERO and then we went to go see PIRATES OF THE CARIBEAN 2. He liked the first while I like the second movie more. We then chillout for the rest of the evening and don't part ways till later on that night. I go home and try to stay cool.
DAY 4. (Saturday)
Ok well we are on today FINALLY. I get home and try to clean up the disaster that I call a room. I then have my mom call me downstairs to help clean out all 3 of our side by side fridges. Mainly the FREEZER parts since the food is pretty much lost. Well we get the food into the garbage bags and I'm hauling them away to the 3 trashcans behind the house. So as soon as we get the pots upstairs to clean THEM out, my aunt calls to inform us that we might possibly be reimbursed for the food that we loose in fridge. DO you know my mom had me help her take ALL the food out of the trash cans so we could take inventory of all the damn food, 5 bags full of stank, nasty, JUST STINKY food? Yep ya girl almost vomited a couple times Yet I get through.
Then my mom gets worried about the meet that we had in the freezer. I call Danielle and being the sweetheart friend that she is, she says it's okay to use her freezer and fridge. My mom's eyes just LIGHT UP and after I take a shower, I'm on my way down to Danielle's with 2 clothes basket fill to the brim with nothing but MEAT. I get to Danielle's and amazingly it all fit. So afterwards I tell Danielle to PLEASE inform Keith that he is NOT to touch a DAMN THANG. If he didn't buy it himself it does not belong to him.
We stop by Old Navy in Ladue for a quick minute (can you tell I like Old Navy?) I then take her on to work but not before we stop at the McDonalds across the street from the gig, do you know these chicks wanted to get smart-ass with us because THEY phucked up our order. I told them I wasn't going to pay for the mistake they were going to give us the orders like we asked for them in the first place. They ended up giving us Apple Pies for the inconvience. I drop off Danielle and then make my way to Walgreens by the house to get a bag of ice for my mom. I then take a nap before it's my time to get to work. Hell I decided to get their early by 30 minutes because it was too damn hot to be at home and NOT be paid. So I eventually text message Keith this evening and tell him don't touch shit in that fridge. HAHAHA Apparently he had a blind date tonight.......................................................( <<<
Well it's about that time, where we close down and I'm going to have dinner with Danielle and Bridget. Most likely I will be sleeping over Danielle's again. My mom called me to inform me that our neighbors across the street have power yet we still have NONE. I also have taken some pics via my digital camera but it's gonna be a minute before they will be uploaded because.......................I dont have electrcity. yet you are probably wondering how in the hell is she making this post. HAHAHA Via the job's computer....;) Take care and stay cool. PEACE
P.S. - I did take pics with my camera phone and you can see a few on my FLICKR website, not much but it helped pass the time. LOLOL
July 18, 2006
update: To that pefect bra in the sky
Well to give you a quick update on my evening, I went home picked up my mom and my bridesmaid dress. We went to Ann's Bra Shop and to find a Corset Bra, since the style of dress that I'm wearing for the wedding calls for it on this fine occasion. So I go in and get measured by the lady who normally fits me. I told her I had been losing weight and she states that she noticed (YEA!) I had gone down some, but since I was going to be having my puppies propped up like they were going to be inspected at the Westminster Kennel Club, I would have to go with a special bra to make sure I stayed in place at ALL times. So I complied of course and tried on the bra that she suggested. It was a lil bit tight, but boy I like how I was sittin up though, plus more than likely since the wedding is not till Sept. 30, so I will have more than enough time to slim down a tad bit more. Also for some strange reason I wish I had a riding crop.....LOLOLOL.
Then the dreaded part came....trying on the dress with the bra, I knew it was going to be somewhat of a disaster, because the lady that ordered the dress INSISTED I order 3 sizes UP to accomidate for my chest size WHOA big mistake, pretty much the whole dress is going to have to be redone, so I will be contacting my seamstress to inform her of my dilema. Even the lady that was helping me told me that the way the dress was made it was going to be a challenge. To me the big issue is that David's Bridal and for that much ANY PLACE that deals in the wedding business needs to realize that the female form comes in more that just "wafer thin size" Even though they say they have a PLUS size options, that might not necessarily be the case. What happens if you have a big chest??? What happens then??? With this dress it was still acting as though I had a "B Cup" chest, UH-UH. So pray for me, we'll see how this goes.
*Note* Oh and just to let you know, the dress in the picture IS the one I will be wearing in the wedding, do u see the problem?
Hot as HELL!!!!!!!!1
Wasup my peoples!!!!! Hope all is well and you are staying cool in the shade and not caught up in the GOD FORSAKEN HEAT!!!!!!!!!!! Ya girl is doing the best she can considering her options.
Option #1. Go to Hell hole 1 and pray the air conditioner is on full blast, which is was NOT today.
Option #2. Whenever I have to go to Hell hole 2 hope nobody has stolen the fan from our department
Option #3. Stay home and turn on the AC FULL BLAST and strip to the bare essentials and lay across my king size bed.
Of course IF I had it my way, Option 3 would always win out.;)
Well to bring u up todate so far for this week. Sunday was okay, pretty much dead as hell at the job #2. So Danielle and I go to Applebee's and have some dinner. I take her home and I take my ass to bed.
Monday was bit more hectic. I had to go to David's Bridal and pick up my dress after work and oh did I already tell you that it is hot as hell in the Lou? Well then let me remind you.................IT IS HOT HAS HELL HERE!!!!!!!!!! okay back to my story. So I'm driving highway 270 towards SUNSET HILLS which is off of HIGHWAY 44. I get there get my dress and get caught up in some traffic from hell. Trying to get back home my normal 30 min trip turned into over an hour and a half. Then I get home and take a lil break. I then I go up to the job later on that evening to get some FIREWALL software because it looked like our cpu had been under attack. Not to mention the AOL software was buggin UP!!!! So I put new AOL software and FIREWALL software on there and it looks like we are back in business.
Well today is Tuesday, and I'm about to clock out and go home. I have to go get my bridesmaid dress and go to my speciality bra shop to be fitted for a special type of bra since this dress is a halter top style dress. OH BOY!!!! The puppies WILL be sittin up!!! ARGGGG What women do....... Oh well. Hope you have a good day. Also before I forget HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sure what the solid plans are for tonight IF there are solid plans yet when the gang get together and celebrate. Oh well I holla. THE LADY HAS SPOKEN......PEACE
Option #1. Go to Hell hole 1 and pray the air conditioner is on full blast, which is was NOT today.
Option #2. Whenever I have to go to Hell hole 2 hope nobody has stolen the fan from our department
Option #3. Stay home and turn on the AC FULL BLAST and strip to the bare essentials and lay across my king size bed.
Of course IF I had it my way, Option 3 would always win out.;)
Well to bring u up todate so far for this week. Sunday was okay, pretty much dead as hell at the job #2. So Danielle and I go to Applebee's and have some dinner. I take her home and I take my ass to bed.
Monday was bit more hectic. I had to go to David's Bridal and pick up my dress after work and oh did I already tell you that it is hot as hell in the Lou? Well then let me remind you.................IT IS HOT HAS HELL HERE!!!!!!!!!! okay back to my story. So I'm driving highway 270 towards SUNSET HILLS which is off of HIGHWAY 44. I get there get my dress and get caught up in some traffic from hell. Trying to get back home my normal 30 min trip turned into over an hour and a half. Then I get home and take a lil break. I then I go up to the job later on that evening to get some FIREWALL software because it looked like our cpu had been under attack. Not to mention the AOL software was buggin UP!!!! So I put new AOL software and FIREWALL software on there and it looks like we are back in business.
Well today is Tuesday, and I'm about to clock out and go home. I have to go get my bridesmaid dress and go to my speciality bra shop to be fitted for a special type of bra since this dress is a halter top style dress. OH BOY!!!! The puppies WILL be sittin up!!! ARGGGG What women do....... Oh well. Hope you have a good day. Also before I forget HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not sure what the solid plans are for tonight IF there are solid plans yet when the gang get together and celebrate. Oh well I holla. THE LADY HAS SPOKEN......PEACE
July 16, 2006
Goodmornin Hope you had a wonderful Saturday
Well I must say mine was very good. I woke up this morning got myself dressed for Amy Bridal Shower. Yet I still didn't have a present so right after I went to the bank to make a deposit, I zoomed over to the Saint Louis Galleria and went to Victoria's Secret and bought her a gift card. I jet on out of there and proceed to TRY to make it there on time. Well needless to say ya girl ended up getting lost for over an hour and finally made it to the shindig around 1:30pm, and yes the whole party started at 1pm. The neighborhood was beautiful, but I must say I THINK I could make my way back if I needed to.
The house was beautiful and I was able to meet more of Amy's relatives. I couldn't get over the resemblence of Amy's mom and her two sisters. They were dead ringers for their mom's appearance. She was such a beautiful lady and there is this picture of her near the bathroom that pretty much glowed when you look at it. I caught myself just staring at for a long time.
Well then we dig into the food and soon afterwards it was time for gift opening part. Yet there was a catch I didn't mention before. Remember I said that my card or at least I remember my card stating that this was a BRIDAL SHOWER?????? Well the GROOM was there ALSO. I'm thinking HUH? I thought it was just the girls, but I should have known when I saw men walking around too. Had to raise my eyebrow at that one, until I saw Scott (Amy's husband-to-be) in the kitchen!!!
I also see Hannah and her mom in there as well. Amy introduces me to her family members and I pretty much keep myself stationed in the kitchen in the middle of all the talk-talk and catchin up's. Hannah and her mom leave after a while and I follow a few minutes afterwards. I had a GREAT TIME oh and I gave the Victoria's Secret card to Amy. Way I see it, technically it's for BOTH of them anyway. Whatever Amy buys is going to be for Scott's enjoyment or benefit, one way or the other. LOLOLOL
So after I leave there I head on to West County Mall where I go to one of my favorite shops, TORRID. I walk around to see if anything catches my fancy. NADA so I then go the Saint Louis Galleria AGAIN, but since I have time to chill out now I take my time. I walk around for some time and also check out THAT TORRID location, again NOTHING. So I just walk around for a while take a breather on one of their very comfortable sofas and somewhat doze of for a while. I then decide that I was hungry and go to the CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
Well after I get my buzzer to alert me when I can be seated, I go out and sit on one of the benches right outside of the restuarant and read my book. Around 25 to 30 minues later my buzzer goes off. I go in and was being prepared to be seated when the person escorting me noticed that the table wasn't ready. He apologizes and takes me back up front to the waiting area and tells me that it should be a couple of minutes and would check again. Well, he looks again 5 minutes later and it's STILL NOT clean. So then he takes me to a new area to be seated.
He gives me my menu, my waiter asks if I want a drink, a strawberry Lemonade is ALWAYS a treat. I give him my order, A LEMON HERB CHICKEN and I munch on the bread as I continue to read my book. After a while I'm starting to get hungry AND sleepy. Especially since it was while since my order was put in, now granted I know it was a SAturday night and of course the place was packed, but I just figured that since it was just ONE person at the table that it wouldn't be as long as a wait. Well my server was excellent and he came over to apologize and informed me that my order would be out shortly. Well sure enough a female server came out with an order but it wasn't MINE!!! I told her what my order was suppose to be and she promptly took the food back into the kitchen. I think at that time I could feel my stomach actually flip-flop...
Then around 5 minutes later, I assume the Shift Manager on duty came over to me and apologized and asked if I would like a soup or a salad. I told him no thank you and that I was fine. He told me that he would go check on my order. Around 10 minutes later the Shift Manager personally brought out my food to me and apologized again. I told him thank you and proceeded to eat my dinner. It was delicious!!!! as usual and since I only a small portion, particulary since I was starting to doze off at the table, I asked for a to-go box and order a slice of Strawberry Cheesecake. I barely ate half of that so I asked for a to-go box on that as well. I paid my bill and proceeded to go home.
I get home, helped my mom with a crossword puzzle from her PEOPLE magazine and then took my ass to bed. Hope you enjoyed your Saturday evening, I must say I found mine quite relaxing.
The house was beautiful and I was able to meet more of Amy's relatives. I couldn't get over the resemblence of Amy's mom and her two sisters. They were dead ringers for their mom's appearance. She was such a beautiful lady and there is this picture of her near the bathroom that pretty much glowed when you look at it. I caught myself just staring at for a long time.
Well then we dig into the food and soon afterwards it was time for gift opening part. Yet there was a catch I didn't mention before. Remember I said that my card or at least I remember my card stating that this was a BRIDAL SHOWER?????? Well the GROOM was there ALSO. I'm thinking HUH? I thought it was just the girls, but I should have known when I saw men walking around too. Had to raise my eyebrow at that one, until I saw Scott (Amy's husband-to-be) in the kitchen!!!
I also see Hannah and her mom in there as well. Amy introduces me to her family members and I pretty much keep myself stationed in the kitchen in the middle of all the talk-talk and catchin up's. Hannah and her mom leave after a while and I follow a few minutes afterwards. I had a GREAT TIME oh and I gave the Victoria's Secret card to Amy. Way I see it, technically it's for BOTH of them anyway. Whatever Amy buys is going to be for Scott's enjoyment or benefit, one way or the other. LOLOLOL
So after I leave there I head on to West County Mall where I go to one of my favorite shops, TORRID. I walk around to see if anything catches my fancy. NADA so I then go the Saint Louis Galleria AGAIN, but since I have time to chill out now I take my time. I walk around for some time and also check out THAT TORRID location, again NOTHING. So I just walk around for a while take a breather on one of their very comfortable sofas and somewhat doze of for a while. I then decide that I was hungry and go to the CHEESECAKE FACTORY.
Well after I get my buzzer to alert me when I can be seated, I go out and sit on one of the benches right outside of the restuarant and read my book. Around 25 to 30 minues later my buzzer goes off. I go in and was being prepared to be seated when the person escorting me noticed that the table wasn't ready. He apologizes and takes me back up front to the waiting area and tells me that it should be a couple of minutes and would check again. Well, he looks again 5 minutes later and it's STILL NOT clean. So then he takes me to a new area to be seated.
He gives me my menu, my waiter asks if I want a drink, a strawberry Lemonade is ALWAYS a treat. I give him my order, A LEMON HERB CHICKEN and I munch on the bread as I continue to read my book. After a while I'm starting to get hungry AND sleepy. Especially since it was while since my order was put in, now granted I know it was a SAturday night and of course the place was packed, but I just figured that since it was just ONE person at the table that it wouldn't be as long as a wait. Well my server was excellent and he came over to apologize and informed me that my order would be out shortly. Well sure enough a female server came out with an order but it wasn't MINE!!! I told her what my order was suppose to be and she promptly took the food back into the kitchen. I think at that time I could feel my stomach actually flip-flop...
Then around 5 minutes later, I assume the Shift Manager on duty came over to me and apologized and asked if I would like a soup or a salad. I told him no thank you and that I was fine. He told me that he would go check on my order. Around 10 minutes later the Shift Manager personally brought out my food to me and apologized again. I told him thank you and proceeded to eat my dinner. It was delicious!!!! as usual and since I only a small portion, particulary since I was starting to doze off at the table, I asked for a to-go box and order a slice of Strawberry Cheesecake. I barely ate half of that so I asked for a to-go box on that as well. I paid my bill and proceeded to go home.
I get home, helped my mom with a crossword puzzle from her PEOPLE magazine and then took my ass to bed. Hope you enjoyed your Saturday evening, I must say I found mine quite relaxing.
July 15, 2006
What's up Lil Man?
Good morning to all;)I hope you were able to endure the crazy heat from yesterday. For me it wasn't hard at all especially since on my floor it's normally cold as hell. Well my morning started out the norm. Went to work, but since yesterday was Friday it was relaxed clothes day at work. So I wore some jeans, nice shoes, and a pretty top. With one of my new belts that came in on Thursday from Torrid.
We had a pot luck at work, but I didn't participate. I just had a big breakfast and I was okay for the rest of the day. So pretty much I went thru my day working and getting caught up with previous work. I pretty much had a good day chatting up with other co-workers except for one. The one that normal is the "Anal Retentive One" in the group. I just try to ignore her when I can, because i still wonder if I pushed her out of a window, would she be able to fly?????
Thru out the day I'm text messaging my friend Carlos to see if he wanted to go to the movies. I know we hadn't seen each other in a while and kicked it so I checked with him to see if he was still free for the evening so we could hook up at The Mills and go see a movie. We confirmed on a movie, Lil Man (Oh boy). Well fast forward to 3:30pm, my day is thru. My desk is cleaned up, I'm packed, just got paid, I've clocked out and I'm getting the hell out.
I decided to just go to The Mills and look around for a while before Carlos shows up. So I just walk around and chill out at the bookstore there. He informs me he is on his way, at this time it's around 8pm. We meetup and go inside to get ourselves settled for the movie. Overall it was silly as hell, but I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!!!!! At least as far as I recall. So if you wanna see a funny movie that has a dumb ass plot, this is your movie.
Afterwards, Carlos took me to my car since I parked my car all the way down by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. We talked for a fwe minutes, I thanked him for the movie and we parted ways. We both are headed home and I was about to merge onto highway 270 going towards Illinois, but the traffic was so backed up I was able to make it to the Missouri Bottom Rd. Yet unfortunately Carlos wasn't so lucky. I wonder what time he got home. I eventually got home just taking all side streets because apparently all the highways had traffic jams.
I finally get home around 10:40pm, I unwind for a bit and then head on to bed.
Today (Saturday), I have a bridal shower for one of my best friends. So I will enjoy a rare Saturday which I don't have to work at job #2. So I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Take care;0 Oh and try to stay cool, will ya?
We had a pot luck at work, but I didn't participate. I just had a big breakfast and I was okay for the rest of the day. So pretty much I went thru my day working and getting caught up with previous work. I pretty much had a good day chatting up with other co-workers except for one. The one that normal is the "Anal Retentive One" in the group. I just try to ignore her when I can, because i still wonder if I pushed her out of a window, would she be able to fly?????
Thru out the day I'm text messaging my friend Carlos to see if he wanted to go to the movies. I know we hadn't seen each other in a while and kicked it so I checked with him to see if he was still free for the evening so we could hook up at The Mills and go see a movie. We confirmed on a movie, Lil Man (Oh boy). Well fast forward to 3:30pm, my day is thru. My desk is cleaned up, I'm packed, just got paid, I've clocked out and I'm getting the hell out.
I decided to just go to The Mills and look around for a while before Carlos shows up. So I just walk around and chill out at the bookstore there. He informs me he is on his way, at this time it's around 8pm. We meetup and go inside to get ourselves settled for the movie. Overall it was silly as hell, but I never laughed so hard in my LIFE!!!!!! At least as far as I recall. So if you wanna see a funny movie that has a dumb ass plot, this is your movie.
Afterwards, Carlos took me to my car since I parked my car all the way down by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. We talked for a fwe minutes, I thanked him for the movie and we parted ways. We both are headed home and I was about to merge onto highway 270 going towards Illinois, but the traffic was so backed up I was able to make it to the Missouri Bottom Rd. Yet unfortunately Carlos wasn't so lucky. I wonder what time he got home. I eventually got home just taking all side streets because apparently all the highways had traffic jams.
I finally get home around 10:40pm, I unwind for a bit and then head on to bed.
Today (Saturday), I have a bridal shower for one of my best friends. So I will enjoy a rare Saturday which I don't have to work at job #2. So I hope you all enjoy yourselves. Take care;0 Oh and try to stay cool, will ya?
July 12, 2006
July 11, 2006
If anyone knows of good reputable source to get a LIVE grenade PLEASE CALL.......
Today I'm at work, clocked out around 4pm and I'm just on the cpu in the breakroom on the 5th floor of job #1. Today we had our evaluations and needless to say mine was deinitely on the shitty side. Personally I didn't care I knew it was coming and in all honesty I'm just going keep doing me and say phuck the rest. So all day long these evaluations are going on and guess who happens to be last on the list. Yep you guessed it, your's truly me.
I don't know how many people asked me if I had mine yet and I said NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. etc.........etc...............etc............. Well my supervisor's assistant finally calls me into the lil breakroom I like to go into to take naps from time to time. She gives me the evaluation and I read it over. Pretty much is sucked and I could feel the heat from the back of my neck just crawlin up over my scalp and settling right over my eyebrows.
She asked me if I had any questions or comments......Do you think I had comments??? Oh yes a sista had comments and let them be known. I told her what I honestly thought about the situation and how I didn't care for or TRUST either our Supervisor and the Lead Technican. She nodded her head in understanding. I told her I didn't have any animosity towards her or majority of the other people I worked with. It was just those 2 and a few other people that I have to interact with on a daily basis.
Of course I received ZERO raise but that's okay especially when I hear that a GOOD review would ONLY get you about 30 to 50 cents. I'm good, I have job number 2 since I work that on the weekends I don't really need the extra change. I just keep tellin myself this is just a bump in the road but I'll be damn if I make it a ditch.;)
Well of course I named this blog entry the way I did because I wish I did have a grenade and put it up both my Supervisor's and Lead Technican's ass and see which one would get blown to kingdom come first. Hell I probably would hold bets, that should take care of the next couple of bonuses I'm probably gonna miss out on.
Oh well, I have work at job #2 tonight so pray for me, but I'm happy because for the rest of the week I'm free of job #2 until the following Sunday. I wonder what I'm gonna DO????? Hmmmmmm any suggestions....you know me I'm ALWAYS game;) LOLOLOL
I don't know how many people asked me if I had mine yet and I said NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. etc.........etc...............etc............. Well my supervisor's assistant finally calls me into the lil breakroom I like to go into to take naps from time to time. She gives me the evaluation and I read it over. Pretty much is sucked and I could feel the heat from the back of my neck just crawlin up over my scalp and settling right over my eyebrows.
She asked me if I had any questions or comments......Do you think I had comments??? Oh yes a sista had comments and let them be known. I told her what I honestly thought about the situation and how I didn't care for or TRUST either our Supervisor and the Lead Technican. She nodded her head in understanding. I told her I didn't have any animosity towards her or majority of the other people I worked with. It was just those 2 and a few other people that I have to interact with on a daily basis.
Of course I received ZERO raise but that's okay especially when I hear that a GOOD review would ONLY get you about 30 to 50 cents. I'm good, I have job number 2 since I work that on the weekends I don't really need the extra change. I just keep tellin myself this is just a bump in the road but I'll be damn if I make it a ditch.;)
Well of course I named this blog entry the way I did because I wish I did have a grenade and put it up both my Supervisor's and Lead Technican's ass and see which one would get blown to kingdom come first. Hell I probably would hold bets, that should take care of the next couple of bonuses I'm probably gonna miss out on.
Oh well, I have work at job #2 tonight so pray for me, but I'm happy because for the rest of the week I'm free of job #2 until the following Sunday. I wonder what I'm gonna DO????? Hmmmmmm any suggestions....you know me I'm ALWAYS game;) LOLOLOL
July 10, 2006
If women can have breast reductions then men should be able to have penis enlargments;)
What's up my people. Sorry it's been a minute. Well yesterday I had work from 3:15pm till 8:20pm. Finally got out of hell hole #2 and met up with my girls, , Mina and Danielle. We met up at Red Lobsters in Brentwood, you know by Eager Road. Had some din-din and just relaxed and talked some. Oh on Saturday I had work also but nothing spectacular happened then either.
Yet today and this evening was a bit interesting. Today I went to work in a new skirt that I bought from Torrid. A black pencil skirt very comfortable and stretchy fabric. Wore a purple top along with a interesting bronze belt. Pulled it all together with some tan kitten heel shoes and my gold jewelry, oh and can't forget the gold Cazal eyewear.
My hair is done from Friday which took around 4 hours to get done. Oh in fact since I'm remembering Friday right now, let me give a quick recap. Had work from 7am till 3:30pm, made it to the hair salon 4:15pm, got out of the hair salon 8:15pm, then went to the mall to make a payment, looked around Bath and Body works for quick second and I'm talkin to Mina on the phone for a while as I'm looking thru for some stuff to buy. Finally get some stuff and then get to Harrah Casino to meet up with the some FRIENDS to just chill and kick it. Kamina comes up there around 10pm and we all are just sitting around and enjoying ourselves. Kamina and I decided to duck out early and catch a drink. WE get to Dave and Busters and before we get in we change our minds. So I head home while she goes out and kicks it. Yet we both didn't realize that a concert was going on at the damn UMB BANK PAVILLION so traffic to say the least was a nightmare. It was pretty intense that I cuzzed out a cop, and he looked at me and did a double take. Yep I didn't want a repeat of jail so i high tailed it out there. hahah
OKAY NOW BACK TO THIS EVENING (July 10)
Well I get home around 4:20pm from hell hole #1, I get home and unwind with a nap and a movie. i get up around 7pm, get some dinner and then go to my room to watch this show that I'm becoming SLOWLY addicted to, TREASURE HUNTERS on NBC. My friend Lee from Tennessee, gives me a call and we chit chat for a while. He brings up an interesting subject that I wish I had heard on the radio today, on the Micheal Baisden show.
The subject of the show was if you were able to have a certain procedure on the LOVE BELOW would you do it. For example the women could have their vaginal walls "tightened up" and the men could add a couple of inches to their "pickler tickler". In fact there was a surgeon on his show talking about the procedure is performed. So Lee and I get to talking and he asked me if I would get it done. I told him I wouldn't have to worry about it since i hadn't had any in such a long period of time anyway.
Then we get to talking about our different interests regarding sex. Must say it was an interesting convo!!! Always nice to have a stimulating convo hahahaha. Yet it isnt any different than any convo that I have with any good friend. So now I'm just chillin in my room on my laptop writing this post and trying to find a good movie. Oh well ya'll have good night...... ya hear??
Oh and by the way I'm going to see if I can get a transcript of this conversation, this is just too fascinating to ignore;) lol
************UPDATE************
http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/
http://www.cosmeticvaginalsurgery.com/
http://climiami.com/Vaginal_Rejuvenation.html
These are sites that actually talk about the procedure for women. Let me tell you something this shit is NOT CHEAP, you are lookin into at LEAST $4,000 for the procedure and the price only goes higher. Let me give some words of wisdom ladies. If ya shit is that damn flabby to the point you could probably hear an echo. Let me advice you of this....... STOP PHUCKIN ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!!!!! It might not be too late for it to retain it's own shape after a period of time instead of Rand McNally coming thru knockin on ya door asking if they can map ya shit out for you so that the next person that comes thru doesn't get lost or worse SLIP IN!!!! Remember baby Jessica? That little girl that fell down the well and it was on national tv? Don't let that happen to you!!!!
Yet today and this evening was a bit interesting. Today I went to work in a new skirt that I bought from Torrid. A black pencil skirt very comfortable and stretchy fabric. Wore a purple top along with a interesting bronze belt. Pulled it all together with some tan kitten heel shoes and my gold jewelry, oh and can't forget the gold Cazal eyewear.
My hair is done from Friday which took around 4 hours to get done. Oh in fact since I'm remembering Friday right now, let me give a quick recap. Had work from 7am till 3:30pm, made it to the hair salon 4:15pm, got out of the hair salon 8:15pm, then went to the mall to make a payment, looked around Bath and Body works for quick second and I'm talkin to Mina on the phone for a while as I'm looking thru for some stuff to buy. Finally get some stuff and then get to Harrah Casino to meet up with the some FRIENDS to just chill and kick it. Kamina comes up there around 10pm and we all are just sitting around and enjoying ourselves. Kamina and I decided to duck out early and catch a drink. WE get to Dave and Busters and before we get in we change our minds. So I head home while she goes out and kicks it. Yet we both didn't realize that a concert was going on at the damn UMB BANK PAVILLION so traffic to say the least was a nightmare. It was pretty intense that I cuzzed out a cop, and he looked at me and did a double take. Yep I didn't want a repeat of jail so i high tailed it out there. hahah
OKAY NOW BACK TO THIS EVENING (July 10)
Well I get home around 4:20pm from hell hole #1, I get home and unwind with a nap and a movie. i get up around 7pm, get some dinner and then go to my room to watch this show that I'm becoming SLOWLY addicted to, TREASURE HUNTERS on NBC. My friend Lee from Tennessee, gives me a call and we chit chat for a while. He brings up an interesting subject that I wish I had heard on the radio today, on the Micheal Baisden show.
The subject of the show was if you were able to have a certain procedure on the LOVE BELOW would you do it. For example the women could have their vaginal walls "tightened up" and the men could add a couple of inches to their "pickler tickler". In fact there was a surgeon on his show talking about the procedure is performed. So Lee and I get to talking and he asked me if I would get it done. I told him I wouldn't have to worry about it since i hadn't had any in such a long period of time anyway.
Then we get to talking about our different interests regarding sex. Must say it was an interesting convo!!! Always nice to have a stimulating convo hahahaha. Yet it isnt any different than any convo that I have with any good friend. So now I'm just chillin in my room on my laptop writing this post and trying to find a good movie. Oh well ya'll have good night...... ya hear??
Oh and by the way I'm going to see if I can get a transcript of this conversation, this is just too fascinating to ignore;) lol
************UPDATE************
http://www.labiaplastysurgeon.com/
http://www.cosmeticvaginalsurgery.com/
http://climiami.com/Vaginal_Rejuvenation.html
These are sites that actually talk about the procedure for women. Let me tell you something this shit is NOT CHEAP, you are lookin into at LEAST $4,000 for the procedure and the price only goes higher. Let me give some words of wisdom ladies. If ya shit is that damn flabby to the point you could probably hear an echo. Let me advice you of this....... STOP PHUCKIN ALL THE DAMN TIME!!!!!!!! It might not be too late for it to retain it's own shape after a period of time instead of Rand McNally coming thru knockin on ya door asking if they can map ya shit out for you so that the next person that comes thru doesn't get lost or worse SLIP IN!!!! Remember baby Jessica? That little girl that fell down the well and it was on national tv? Don't let that happen to you!!!!
July 5, 2006
had a kick ass 4th july
Well I hope you had a great 4th of July. Mine was pretty darn good;) On Sunday my mom and I prepared the meat that we were going to bar-bq on Monday night. 2 whole chickens, a hell of lot of chicken wings and drumsticks, some hotdogs, baby back ribs, pork steaks, and some beef tips. Well at least that is all that I could remember.
On Monday night I started bar-bq around 8pm. Since earlier I had hooked up with my girl Kamina to see THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. Excellent movie, definitely one to check out for yourselves. So I get home and change my clothes. Put on some baggy Old Navy jogging pants and a husband beata to match. I had the coal already outside and since we were going to be firing up 2 grills I decided to start the small one first.
We start with the hotdogs and get them out of the way. Then we proceed to get the chicken on the small grill while we do the big red meat in the SMOKER;) Everything was ok but apparently this new charcoal we had was nothin to play with especially since it looked like it could have been used in the movie BACKDRAFT.
Every time my mom went to open the huge grill the fire would just rush out. I'm lookin at her like you MIGHT want to put the lid BACK DOWN!!!! Oh well so pretty much we just chilled out there from 8pm till a lil bit after 1am. Especially since were saw signs that a storm was comin and sure enough the thunder and the rain came right on down. Luckly we had a few more pieces of meat on the grill but we decided to just finish them on up in the oven.
I put the food away in the fridge and take my ass to bed.
Fastforward to 4th of July, I get my cellphone and text message my family and friends HAPPY 4th, and I get many responses back. Oh and now that I'm typing this I need to call my girl Tiffany back because I just remember that I missed her phonecall. DAMN!!!1
Okay so now I'm in the kitchen and just put in the red meat into the oven so it can heat up. My mom comes down stairs and apparently my mom tells me that my lil sis has called and wants spaghetti, well we start to make it along with cream corn, grean beans, and I think there was some other items as well. By the time the red meat is ready to come out the oven, I'm already prepped with the Roaster full of cooked chicken so it can go in the oven and be reheated as well. I get the red meat cut up and put it to the side.
Kamina gives me a call and comes over and get's some nail glue before going back to her sister's house. I already had called Danielle earlier in the day to let her know I would pick her later.
So then fastforward to 7pm when I finally have Danielle at my house and Kamina is also over as well. We are sippin Hypnotiq and Pineapple Juice. Not to mention some Barcardi Silver Strawberry Wine cooler. We are watchin Madea goes to Jail and then finish the evening with Madea's Family Reunion.
My sister and her friend enjoyed the food, I enjoy the food and company and my stomach was VERY happy. The end;)
On Monday night I started bar-bq around 8pm. Since earlier I had hooked up with my girl Kamina to see THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. Excellent movie, definitely one to check out for yourselves. So I get home and change my clothes. Put on some baggy Old Navy jogging pants and a husband beata to match. I had the coal already outside and since we were going to be firing up 2 grills I decided to start the small one first.
We start with the hotdogs and get them out of the way. Then we proceed to get the chicken on the small grill while we do the big red meat in the SMOKER;) Everything was ok but apparently this new charcoal we had was nothin to play with especially since it looked like it could have been used in the movie BACKDRAFT.
Every time my mom went to open the huge grill the fire would just rush out. I'm lookin at her like you MIGHT want to put the lid BACK DOWN!!!! Oh well so pretty much we just chilled out there from 8pm till a lil bit after 1am. Especially since were saw signs that a storm was comin and sure enough the thunder and the rain came right on down. Luckly we had a few more pieces of meat on the grill but we decided to just finish them on up in the oven.
I put the food away in the fridge and take my ass to bed.
Fastforward to 4th of July, I get my cellphone and text message my family and friends HAPPY 4th, and I get many responses back. Oh and now that I'm typing this I need to call my girl Tiffany back because I just remember that I missed her phonecall. DAMN!!!1
Okay so now I'm in the kitchen and just put in the red meat into the oven so it can heat up. My mom comes down stairs and apparently my mom tells me that my lil sis has called and wants spaghetti, well we start to make it along with cream corn, grean beans, and I think there was some other items as well. By the time the red meat is ready to come out the oven, I'm already prepped with the Roaster full of cooked chicken so it can go in the oven and be reheated as well. I get the red meat cut up and put it to the side.
Kamina gives me a call and comes over and get's some nail glue before going back to her sister's house. I already had called Danielle earlier in the day to let her know I would pick her later.
So then fastforward to 7pm when I finally have Danielle at my house and Kamina is also over as well. We are sippin Hypnotiq and Pineapple Juice. Not to mention some Barcardi Silver Strawberry Wine cooler. We are watchin Madea goes to Jail and then finish the evening with Madea's Family Reunion.
My sister and her friend enjoyed the food, I enjoy the food and company and my stomach was VERY happy. The end;)
July 2, 2006
Karma is such a cool thing.....when it happens to you in a good way
Well yesterday was Saturday. NOthin new there. Ya girl had work at gig #2. SUPPOSE to be there by 5pm but of course I didn't get there till 5:15pm. So I get there and relieve Danielle who leaves early to cut O.T. Well fast forward to closing time. A friend of mine has a cell phone and his pre-pay minutes were out so I decided to buy some and went online at one of the job's computer terminals and go online and boost back up his phone. I called his phone just to make sure they were on there and BAM it was back in business. So I left him a message lettin him know he was juiced up and then changed my clothes. I must say the outfit I had on was BANGING:)
I decided to go to Applebee's off of St. Charles Rock Rd. and just chillout, enjoy some late dinner, read some of my book and just ZEN the phuck out. Now we fastforward to me getting to Applebee's, I get out of my car and check myself to make sure everything is in place, have my keys and my book. Well as I'm checkin out my purse outside on my trunk, this red Dodge Suv pulls up about 4 car parking spaces down. 3 guys get out and I would say that 2 of the 3 were cute, but the one that got my attention was just outright handsome;)
I was still lookin in my purse for something when he asks me how I'm doin. I said I'm doin fine and he asks if I'm leaving or just getting there. I tell him I've just arrived. He then proceeds to go in with his friends but then stops and turns around and says, "damn u sexy as hell." I just smile back and say "thank you."
I finally find what I'm lookin for in my purse and get ready to go into the resturant. As I go in I notice the 3 guys have a table right by the bar. The gentleman that I had made small convo with outside asked me if I was waiting for anyone and I told him no. He then asks if I would care to join them at their table. I said yes and he pulled out a seat for me next to him. He introduced himself and his 2 friends.
He informs me that he is from out of town, Virginia, to be more precise. He is in town with his friends for a softball event. I asked him how it went and he states not so good;) We talk some more while we wait for our food to be brought out to us. He was really interesting and he was really impressed with me when he found out what kinds of hobbies and interests that I have.
So as our night comes to a close at Applebee's the bill comes and they told me that they would treat me this evening and enjoyed my company. I told them thank you for picking up my tab, and we all walked outside. I said goodbye to his friends and I gave the gentleman that I was mainly talking to a hug. Told him thank you again for the dinner and the conversation. Plus, I hope he made it back safe to Virginia when he leaves Monday morning.
He was so nice and it was really funny at the end of the night when we exchanged our ages. He couldn't believe I was just 27 years old because of how mature I was and I was shocked he was 35 years old because he just looked younger to me. Yet overall I had a damn good night;)
I couldn't help but think, WOW I wonder if this is what good karma feels like. Since I helped a friend out I received it back twice fold with a nice night meeting new people and being treated to meal as well.
I decided to go to Applebee's off of St. Charles Rock Rd. and just chillout, enjoy some late dinner, read some of my book and just ZEN the phuck out. Now we fastforward to me getting to Applebee's, I get out of my car and check myself to make sure everything is in place, have my keys and my book. Well as I'm checkin out my purse outside on my trunk, this red Dodge Suv pulls up about 4 car parking spaces down. 3 guys get out and I would say that 2 of the 3 were cute, but the one that got my attention was just outright handsome;)
I was still lookin in my purse for something when he asks me how I'm doin. I said I'm doin fine and he asks if I'm leaving or just getting there. I tell him I've just arrived. He then proceeds to go in with his friends but then stops and turns around and says, "damn u sexy as hell." I just smile back and say "thank you."
I finally find what I'm lookin for in my purse and get ready to go into the resturant. As I go in I notice the 3 guys have a table right by the bar. The gentleman that I had made small convo with outside asked me if I was waiting for anyone and I told him no. He then asks if I would care to join them at their table. I said yes and he pulled out a seat for me next to him. He introduced himself and his 2 friends.
He informs me that he is from out of town, Virginia, to be more precise. He is in town with his friends for a softball event. I asked him how it went and he states not so good;) We talk some more while we wait for our food to be brought out to us. He was really interesting and he was really impressed with me when he found out what kinds of hobbies and interests that I have.
So as our night comes to a close at Applebee's the bill comes and they told me that they would treat me this evening and enjoyed my company. I told them thank you for picking up my tab, and we all walked outside. I said goodbye to his friends and I gave the gentleman that I was mainly talking to a hug. Told him thank you again for the dinner and the conversation. Plus, I hope he made it back safe to Virginia when he leaves Monday morning.
He was so nice and it was really funny at the end of the night when we exchanged our ages. He couldn't believe I was just 27 years old because of how mature I was and I was shocked he was 35 years old because he just looked younger to me. Yet overall I had a damn good night;)
I couldn't help but think, WOW I wonder if this is what good karma feels like. Since I helped a friend out I received it back twice fold with a nice night meeting new people and being treated to meal as well.
July 1, 2006
An apology that is overdue;)
Hello to all!!! This is ya girl msjazz79 aka ladyja79 the chin-checka with a groundbreaking announcement. Yes I said it GROUNDBREAKING, maybe not in your world but most definitely in mine.
I am going on record to give an apology to someone that I wrote about on my blog. If you will recall a few posts down there is one called WHEN YOU THINK YOU WORK WITH A STALKER. Well remember I told you that the person in question, Anthony was supposedly stalking a young lady by the name of Amanda? Well he cleared the air and set the whole thing straight. He talked with Danielle and informed her that he was not stalking her but in fact they had met 2 months PRIOR (for you folks who don't care for dictionaries the word means, BEFORE) to him even being hired on to my job #2.
We at the job knew that Amanda had a reputation for being somewhat of a flirt but it really shows how bad she is. Do you know she told this man that she was LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND? Even reinterated the fact at HIS work orientation. So he knew that she was talking to him specifically. Why in the hell would you bring that up let alone at a WORK ORIENTATION?
So then he explained with the roses incident that SHE KNEW that he had sent them to her because she CALLED HIM TO THANK HIM FOR THE ROSES!!!! Yet apparently told him that she couldn't date him because he was with the company. WHAT THE PHUCK?????? Now remember in my previous post she is complaining to Danielle abou the situation and she is ACTING uncomfortable. Oh and not to mention she is talking to Danielle about the situation over the phone, but in front of her Ex-boyfriend!!!( they were due to be married but that is a WHOLE NOTHER STORY). Point blank she played Danielle and Anthony.
Now this is the clincher. Since her new promotion she has been trying to be all buddy, buddy with Danielle's housemate who happens to work at the same store that she was promoted to. Point blank she askin too many questions about Danielle and puttin her nose in other people's business when she needs to worry about her own.
What still really is annoying to me about her is one of the last conversations she had with Danielle back in our department before she left. She called Danielle a Jezebel (<-----click on the link). The definition pretty much stated that is was a woman who is of an unpure heart with selfish intentions. Well as far as I know the only person that fits that catagory IS Amanda.
Word of advise Amanda,
Keep your nose in you OWN business,
Stop being fake and pretending to be nice.
For the questions you ask TODAY,
will lead to the FUTURE of your own demise.
For Anthony,
Obviously you are a good man with a good heart. That had good intentions but unfortunately they were caught up in lies and deceit from another person. There are plenty of good woman out there, the trick is to make sure you don't get caught up with any of the WEEDS that happen to be entangled with some of the True Roses that are in the garden.
I am going on record to give an apology to someone that I wrote about on my blog. If you will recall a few posts down there is one called WHEN YOU THINK YOU WORK WITH A STALKER. Well remember I told you that the person in question, Anthony was supposedly stalking a young lady by the name of Amanda? Well he cleared the air and set the whole thing straight. He talked with Danielle and informed her that he was not stalking her but in fact they had met 2 months PRIOR (for you folks who don't care for dictionaries the word means, BEFORE) to him even being hired on to my job #2.
We at the job knew that Amanda had a reputation for being somewhat of a flirt but it really shows how bad she is. Do you know she told this man that she was LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND? Even reinterated the fact at HIS work orientation. So he knew that she was talking to him specifically. Why in the hell would you bring that up let alone at a WORK ORIENTATION?
So then he explained with the roses incident that SHE KNEW that he had sent them to her because she CALLED HIM TO THANK HIM FOR THE ROSES!!!! Yet apparently told him that she couldn't date him because he was with the company. WHAT THE PHUCK?????? Now remember in my previous post she is complaining to Danielle abou the situation and she is ACTING uncomfortable. Oh and not to mention she is talking to Danielle about the situation over the phone, but in front of her Ex-boyfriend!!!( they were due to be married but that is a WHOLE NOTHER STORY). Point blank she played Danielle and Anthony.
Now this is the clincher. Since her new promotion she has been trying to be all buddy, buddy with Danielle's housemate who happens to work at the same store that she was promoted to. Point blank she askin too many questions about Danielle and puttin her nose in other people's business when she needs to worry about her own.
What still really is annoying to me about her is one of the last conversations she had with Danielle back in our department before she left. She called Danielle a Jezebel (<-----click on the link). The definition pretty much stated that is was a woman who is of an unpure heart with selfish intentions. Well as far as I know the only person that fits that catagory IS Amanda.
Word of advise Amanda,
Keep your nose in you OWN business,
Stop being fake and pretending to be nice.
For the questions you ask TODAY,
will lead to the FUTURE of your own demise.
For Anthony,
Obviously you are a good man with a good heart. That had good intentions but unfortunately they were caught up in lies and deceit from another person. There are plenty of good woman out there, the trick is to make sure you don't get caught up with any of the WEEDS that happen to be entangled with some of the True Roses that are in the garden.
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